Britney Shaved off all her hair
Which matched with her invisible underwear
She dated a Yid, mamish it was great??
Just please Hashem keep her off JDATE!
Haman Tried to kill us Jews dead
Dick Cheney shot a guy in the head
Saddam Was Hung and Iran is Next
Is it true that we now except rabbis of the same sects?
Sadam Hussein got hung just like HAMUN
A warning to Ahmadnejedad, the US Army sure aint DONE
So have fun now with your Nazi propaganda and building that nuclear bomb
We’re counting down the days to see your execution on Youtube.com!
The Conservative Movement sure had something to Say
If you wanna be a rabbi, it helps to be a little GAY
So Rabbis please make sure you’ve wearing a Dolce and Gabana Tie
Otherwise youll show up on the TV show Queer eye for the Rabbi!!!!
I think we all agree that Mel Gibson sure deserves a LICKEN
He is as kosher as a good ole Fresh Monsey CHICKEN
So if it is another Anti Semitic movie or outburst that you PLAN
Save it for the next Holocaust Denial conference in IRAN
Tom Cruise went crazy on Oprah, he needs Dr. Phil
Hillary Clinton is runing for prez,to finally get back at Bill
If only Barak Obama's middle name was not Hussain
He'd be the first President with a hebrew first name
The Upper West Side is where the singles are at
It is me or do all the guys act like BORAT
our moms call us everyday for when we will be wed?
But we'd rather watch our DVR and Tivo instead