"It's So Shayich"
based on the original song "Free Falling" by Tom Petty
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Need a good girl, frum but not crazy

Loves Torah, and Israel too

Need a good girl, she has to be tznius

Covers elbows, and her knees covered too

It’s a long day, learning in yeshiva

Reading Rashi, Tosafos, and Tur

I got a dream girl, running through my daydreams

And I hope that, Hashem sends me her

Cause I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, need a kallah

Yeah I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, need a kallah.

And the Shadchan, costs a thousand dollars

And he sends me, girls with no class

C’mon Shadchan, get your act together

Cause I’m waiting, to finally break the glass

And I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, need a kallah

Yeah I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, need a kallah

 

(background vocals: need kallah yeah I, need kallah yeah I, need kallah yeah I, need kallah yeah I)

 

So I’m looking, for an Eishes Chayil

Mi yimtza, that’s what I want to know.

Now I’m sick of, browsing through Frumster

And a chatroom, is no place to go

But I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, need a kallah

Yeah I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, need a kallah

ã 2002, Adam Kenigsberg