JEWISH PERSONAL ADS
Jewish Princess, 28, seeks successful businessman of any major
Jewish denomination: hundreds, fifties, twenties. POB 27.
I was reform as an embryo, conservative as a fetus, orthodox from
birth. Seeking same. POB 46.
Your place or mine? Divorced man, 42, with fleishig dishes only.
Seeking woman with nice milchig set. Object macaroni. POB 77.
Professional Jewish athlete, winner of Davis Cup, America Cup,
Stanley Cup. Seeking non-Jewish woman. Goyishe Cup. POB 58.
Nice Jewish accountant, 31. Looking for a “10”, 25-30, 5'-5'6″,
95-105 lbs., 36-24-36, area code 212, 718, or 201. I've got your
number. POB 1099.
Orthodox woman with get, seeks man who got get, or can get get.
Get it? I'll show you mine if you show me yours. POB 72.
Desperately seeking shmoozing! Retired senior citizen desires
female companion 70+ for kvetching, kvelling, krechtzing. Under
30 is also OK. POB 64.
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the blech. Heimishe
balabusta, 39, will cook you such a tzimmes. Hurry, it's getting
cold. POB 96.
Eh, shalom aleichem… So maybe you want to meet me, although all
right, you probably don't. Nu, so if you change your mind, maybe
epess you'll write me, but if not, it's OK, I understand. My
name is Shaya Bochur. POB 55.
Successful orthodox diamond cutter. Both Shea and Yankee
Stadium. No Shabbos games. Will not mow lawn during s'firah.
Seeking wife. POB 41.
Matzo supplier, 53, seeks cloth bag manufacturer. Let's play
“Hide the Afikomen.” POB 67.
Looking for a great husband? “Mr. Dependable,” always there for
you. A faithful companion at all times. Your salvation in any
emergency. No Saturday or Holiday calls, please. POB 92.
Divorced? Looking for someone to play with? Sign on with us,
the New York Gets. Games all season. Switch hitters welcome.
Agnostic dyslexic insomniac male, seeks similar female to stay up
all night to discuss whether or not there really is a DOG. POB 83.
Can't meet women?
Want to meet women?
Ready to meet women?
Join Amit Women. POB 60.
Conservative rabbi, 45, I count women for the minyan and call
them up to the Torah. Seeking female to make aliyah. POB 50.
Businessman, 51, manufactures Jewish novelty items: chai chairs,
chai-fi stereos, chai ball glasses, chai jump equipment. Seeks
woman with chai standards. POB 13.
Sincere rabbinical student, 27. Enjoys Yom Kippur, Tisha B'av,
Taanis Esther, Tzom Gedaliah, Asarah B'Teves, Shiva Asar
B'Tammuz. Seeks companion for living life in the “fast” lane.
Shul gabbai, 36. I take out the Torah Saturday morning. Would
like to take you out Saturday night. Please write. POB 81.
Single, attractive, successful, self-absorbed woman, 34, seeks to
save money by spending yours. POB 27.
Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in
woman. POB 43.
Israeli woman, 28, works behind falafel counter in pizza shop,
looking for Jewish man with sense of humus. POB 789.
You're probably wondering why an accomplished PhD, LLB, MBA,
DDS, MD, and Rhodes Scholar like me isn't married yet. I'm a
meeskite. POB 766.
Very pretty, slim, lulav would like to meet fragrant, squeezable
esrog. Let's do hoshanas together. Pitum a must. POB 677.
Mama's boy from Brooklyn, seeks wife willing to suffer abuse from
my Mommy. POB 424.
Attractive Jewish woman, 35, college graduate, seeks successful
Jewish Prince Charming to get me out of my parents' house. POB 843.
Boychik seeking girlchik. POB 617.
Tumtumchik seeking androgynuschik. POB 24.
What's a menorah without it's shammes? Available Jewish woman,
37, seeks man to light her fire. POB 566.
Crossing Delancey? Make a left on Orchard Street. Follow Hester
two blocks to Rivington. Turn left on Grand. That's where I
live. Come visit. POB 457.
Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan! Write. POB 74.
I enjoy long walks, candlelight dinners, sailing, travel to
Europe, and I think this ad should be in New York Magazine
Classy carrot seeking sugar daddy to make tzimmes together.
Prunes need not apply. POB 66.
I've had it all: herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and
four of the ten plagues. Now I'm ready to settle down. So where
are all the nice Jewish men hiding? POB 68.
Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality.
Jewish man, watches TV on Friday night with time clock, eats fish
at non-kosher restaurants, doesn't wear yarmulke at work. Modern
Orthodox. POB 98.
Are you the girl I spoke with at the kiddush after shul last
week? You excused yourself to get more horseradish for your
gefilte fish, but you never returned. How can I contact you
again? (I was the one with the cholent stain on my tie). POB 766.
Shochet, 54, owns successful butcher shop in Midwest. Doesn't
believe women should be treated like a piece of meat. Seeks
glatt kosher maydl for marriage. POB 99.
Kiss me, kiss my mezuzah. Sincere Jewish female, 29, looking for
honest, hard working, observant Jewish zivig to share Shabbos,
yom tov, mikvah. POB 322.
Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of
dybbuks, seeks mench. No weirdos, please. POB 56.
Staunch Jewish feminist, wears tzitzis, seeking male who will
accept my independence, although you probably will not. Oh, just
forget it. POB 435.
Divorced Jewish man, seeks partner to attend shule with, light
Shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together,
attend brisses, bar mitzvahs. Religion not important. POB 658.
Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah
candles, havdallah candles, Yahrzeit candles. Seeks non-smoker.
Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind.
Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good.
SFDJMBA — Do I have to spell out everything for you? POB 333.
Couch potato latke, in search of the right applesauce. Let's try
it for eight days. Who knows? POB 43.
If I were sour cream and you were a blintze, what kind of filling
would you have? Single Jewish woman, loves to cook, wants to
satisfy your appetite. POB 987.
BT with TB seeks FFB RN with RX of TLC. Initially I'm a nice
guy. POB 676.
80-year-old bubby, no assets, seeks handsome, virile Jewish male,
under 35. Object matrimony. I can dream, can't I? POB 545.
I am a sensitive Jewish prince whom you can open your heart to.
Share your innermost thoughts and deepest secrets. Confide in
me. I'll understand your insecurities. No fatties, please. POB 86.
Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made.
Looking for girl whose father will hire me. POB 53.
Single Jewish woman, 29, into disco, mountain climbing, skiing,
track and field. Has slight limp. POB 76.
I was Queen Esther in my 2nd grade Hebrew school play. Now I'm
playing the role in real life. Buy me. Get me. Do me. POB 333.
F u cn rd ths, u r stndg too cls. POB 44.
I get too hungry for Diva at 8. I love The Phantom and never
come late. Won't dish the dirt 'cause it's housework I hate.
That's why the lady is a JAP. POB 456.
All my friends are doing it, and quite frankly, I feel left out.
Jewish woman, 37, never married. Seeks divorce. POB 655.
Yeshiva graduate, 38, handsum, carring, sinsere. Wood make gud
huzband. Seeks frum girl with publick schul background to help
me with my speling. POB 345.
OJM seeks nice Jewish girl. POB 82.
OJF seeks nice Jewish boy. POB 83.
OJ Simpson seeks TV commercials. POB 84.