Three of the holiest nuns in Vatican City decided that they wanted to get married to their lord, Jesus. So the pope decided it would be appropo to have an elaborate ceremony to celebrate such a magical an uplifting event.

As the ceremony is got under way, 3 Chassidim suddenly walked into the cathedral and took a seat all the way in the front. The pope went over to them and said, "No offense to you gentlemen, I do not have anything against people of your faith, however; I am just curious as to what are you doing here?? If I came into synagogue on Yom Kippur, you would certainly ask me the same thing!!

They all look up and the one in the middle with a long red beard answered, “We are on the groom's side.”