Why is there NOT a Jewish Version of this????
THE BURKINI….. featured on CNN.com – is a cover-all swim suit made for the Muslim beachgoin babe…the full-length lycra suit with hijab head-covering is not too figure hugging to embarrass, but is tight enough to allow its wearer to swim freely. It is a compromise between a burka and a bikini — and apparantly it is bridging the gaps between the baywatchin religious and secular on the sexy beaches of Australia…
All we need is a skirt version of this baby and it'll sell like hot cakes (marzipan) in Bnei Brak. Heck, it may even bring an end to the tensions between the secular and the clothed.
Now, how do we trademark “The Frumkini”??