The Bangitout.com Purim Shpiel was put on for Purim 2003 in the 34th Street Jewish Center
Performers:
Isaac Galena, Jordan Hiller, Seth Galena, Avi Korn, Joel Orgel and Corey Baker
Boy and friend one side of stage – Girl and friend on other stage
both sit at computer screen in their homes
B :Hey Jared Dude- take a look at this girl's picture on JDating Website, dude she is a total babe!!
J: Like Dude, she is a beautiful baby- totally send her an email dude, and lets go hit the keg, at that jewish frat party
B: Totally Dude, but what should I write her? I mean shes a total Hottay.
J: Dude – just say – wasssup baby how about you and I take a ride on the Jewish car of love
B: Duddde your a genius: Dear (looks closer) Fraydie613,
J: Fraydie?
B: Yeah dude, Dear Fraydie613 you are certainly the sweetest thing on the innernet. Do you want to take a ride in my jewish love car, there is nothing to be afraid of.
(both laugh) heheheh
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Girls side of table
F: Shani Shani! come quick, Boruch Hashem, I finally received an electronic message from that dating website your aunt put my picture on, I am so excited I may just have to put on my shabbos suit and finish all of tehillim.
S: OH fraiyde – I am so happy for you! Perhaps, bezras Hashem this could perhaps be your….. Bashert!
F: Shani!
S: Whoopsy, Knanine Hurah!
F: Thats more like it shani.
S: So nu what did this shtark boy have to say?
F: Well, he first called me very sweet, and asked me for a date, in his car! He said there was nothing to be afraid of, Fear, Yiras Shamayim!!
S: He is perfect!
F: Wait till you see his picture. here, isnt he cute?
S: oy veh! (she turns away) he is not wearing a shirt! where are his tztizis? and no kippah!
F: Hello! Earth to Shani – isnt it obvious?
S: No
F: it is a picture from the mikvah!! Hes obviously very frum
S: Fraydie – you are so right – dan lecaf zechus
F: (typing) Dear Brian, I certainly think you are sweet too and I would love to take a ride with you in your fancy ca…
S: Maybe you should ask him how frum he is?
F: Oh, You are right Shani ( typing ) Also do you want your wife to wear pants? Cause I do not wear pants. let me know Toodles. Fraydie
Back to Guys Side
B: Dude –
J: Yeah dude
B: Fraydie wrote back. I am the luckiest man alive!
J: Why Dude?
B: Read this, she doesn't wear pants! Dude
J: Huh?
B: Nothing Dude! She's A free spirit. Probably walks around without pants everywhere!
J: You are the Luckiest dude alive
B: (typing) Dear Fraydie, I'd like to meet you…As Soon As Humanly Possible. I've always dreamed of meeting a girl who doesnt wear pants. I give you credit – thats very bold of you. What other items of clothing do you not wear? Do you get cold?
Where does someone like you like to go on dates? -Brian
F: Dear Brian. I will never wear a short skirt, and I can't stand tank tops or anything that is too tight. It is in my opinion, it is all disgusting. Where should we go? I feel a hotel lobby is always quick and easiest -Fraydie.
B: DUDE!
J: DUDE!
B: She wants me to take her straight to a hotel!
J DUDE!
B: This Internet dating website is amazing!
J: Ask her if she has a favorite hotel, you know.
B: ok: Types Which Hotel?
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F: (typing) My rebbi and my father always tell me to go to the Marriot. Its the most public of the hotels, that way people can see us, watch us. And well have no problem of it being just us, you know, with yichud.
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B: DUDE!
J: DUDE!
B: This is getting weird. Her dad and rabbis told her what hotel to use! and she's not intrested in it just being alone