Sad day for Sasha Cohen stalkers everywhere.

She didn't make the US Olympic Team.  

The U.S. figure skating championships held in Spokane Washington this week sealed the deal for our most beloved heeb 2006 Silver Medalist. She placed a distance 4th pretty much ensuring the fact that she won't be on the Vancouver Team USA. Unclear if USA's #1 skater, Rachael (Ruchie?) Flatt is a heeb (highly unlikely seeing that she looks like a lil aryan national) but without a doubt she can never hold a candle to the beauty and grace of our Miss Cohen. 

We only hopes this sad finale frees up Sasha, now 25,  to come back to NYC and do some more Project Runway episodes, Jewish charity events and maybe swing by some Jewish parties.