The Bangitout.com T-9 Texting Translator for Jewish Words:

Ever get a text on your phone from a Jewish friend that makes completely no sense??  

If it's 4am its probably just an ex boy/girlfriend Trashed-T9ing (it's my updated version of “Drunk/Dialing”).

But if it is during regular hours, it is more than likely that the texter is actually just sending you a load of Hebrewy Jewishy Yeshivishy words that are completely illogical in the world of text, the true olam ha-emet.

Fear not, we at bangitout.com feel your pain and your confusion.

Therefore we give you the Bangitout: T9 Jastrow of Jewish Texting

Feel free to print it out and carry it along with you wherever you go –  this way the next time you receive a whacky meriteoch (meshugenah) text from some idiot in your misga (mishpacha) or from one of your chaufsio (chaverim) you'll be all set to strategically reply with something equally as incomprehensible.







T-9

Actual Word

Agai panacag!

Chag Samayach!

aimsno

Berefes

choson

Beseder 

beyscs hashen

Bezras Hashem

binderi unt

Chodesh tov

Chaufsio

Chaverim

chaurts

Chavrusa 

Chokem

Cholent

Church

Chupah 

costag hashen

Boruch Hashem

Eaten

Daven 

Happy Chantlag

Happy Chanukah 

Hedglte fish

Gefilte Fish

Hot Lifetsi

Hot Kiddush 

Howsi

Goyish 

Hut shabbor

Gut Shabbos 

Im wgptwa hashen

Im Yirzta Hashem

Its Bargest!

Its Bashert! 

Leagco!

Lechaim!

Leave

Jdate

Making Bliz

Making Aliyah 

Maybl Unt

Mazal Tov 

miltb

Mikva 

minco

Minyan 

Misga

Mishpacha

Not shawiag

Not Shayich 

Only Phobiar

Only Simchas

Phila

Shiksa 

Phones Neig

Shomer Negia

Pictuci unt

Shavua Tov

Shbbc sickno

Shabbat Shalom

Shaguel

Shaitel

Shama Tota!

Shana Tova

shieduah date

shidduch date

Shivs

shiur

sickno

Shalom 

Strin sandabi

Purim Sameach 

Tedillo

Tefillin 

Used

Treif  

wench pheno

yemach shemo 

Westc

Yeshiva

Washes lobbi

Yasher Koach