Marry him? Just live with him…..I don't need any grandchildren"

"Be good, and for your birthday, I'll buy you a motorcycle!"

"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

"Don't bother wearing a jacket – it's quite warm out."

"Let me smell that shirt – yeah, it's good for another week."

"I think a cluttered bedroom is a sign of creativity."

"Yeah, I used to skip school, too."

"Just leave all the lights on…it makes the house more cheery."

"Could you make the music louder. I'd like to hear it, too?"

"I don't have a tissue – use your sleeve."

"Well, if Timmy's Mom says it's okay, that's good enough for me."

"Of course you should walk to school and back. What's the big deal about crossing a few busy streets?"

"Would you kids like to skip dinner tonight?"

"If she wants you to move back East to live near her family, it's fine with me."

"Mother's day, Shmother's Day you just go to the beach and enjoy yourselves."

"You don't have to call me every week. I know how busy you are."

"Your father's a saint. You should only be just like him."

"You are so lucky to have your in-laws"