10. Single Turkish Male dying for Mediterranean cruise companion.  

9.  Willing to share life and boxcutter   

8.   Provocative woman looking for alittle rest & provocation 

7.   Born to die, so let’s keep engagement short

6.   IHH for eventual Iranian WMD

5.  Looking to ravage any man in uniform

4.  I’ve got Cloak & Dagger!   

 3.  Assault Me. Don't assault me. Win/Win.

2. Looking for partner in peace-loving human rights activist costume.

1.  If it all works out, will name next  boat after you.