10. In a Where's Waldo Picture
9. In the 'Self Help' aisle at Barnes and Noble

8. On the back of a Milk Carton

7. In Japan, boxed, and ready to be shipped.

6. Mr.IAmNotCommitmentPhobic is drowning in The River in Egypt–Denial

5. Sperm bank account #9874545

4. Together with 79 of his skeletons in his closet.

3. In Monday Confessional (Sunday took too long…)

2.  Merging his XY gene with his/her wanna be XX gene in his Alpha Bits Cereal

1.  In a White Collar prison for a lesser crime because he shtarked out and won't wear colored shirts