10. The Winka Rebbe – for sexually suggestive winking at followers
9. The Treblinka Rebbe – for misusing Holocaust restitution money
8. The Pinka Rebbe – for being a Communist sympathizer
7. The Inka Dinka Rebbe – for using old Jimmy Durante movies to attract people to his sect
6. The Ginko Rebbe – for secretly adding supplements to the food of his followers
5. The Kinko Rebbe – for copying pages from seforim without authorization
4. The Drinke Rebbe – for serving spiked Kool Aid to his followers
3. The Shrinke Rebbe – for using psychoanalytic techniques on his followers
2. The Stinke Rebbe – for illegally laundering his clothes, which reeked of post-tish-body odor
1. The Slinke Rebbe – for using a kid's toy to mesmerize his followers