10. You respond to a meal invitation one minute before shabbos saying you are coming, and bringing 4 friends…all guys.
9. As shul exits, you stand directly in front of the steps at OZ. Then, try to make eye contact with everyone other than the person you're speaking to.
8. You completely ignore the person you met last week at a shabbat meal by acting like you're looking for someone else.
7. You completely ignore the person you fooled around with last week by acting like you're looking for someone else.
6. When your host is cutting the challah, you feel it necessary to make a dumb joke during the silence.
5. To seem more frum, you goto the West Side Kollel for shabbat day, only to get there late and talk nonstop about going to the Jewish Center afterwards.
4. You promote your Saturday night party during laining.
3. The only torah you hear all week is the Rabbi's speech, which no matter the topic, you trash after davening.
2. You don't introduce your friends to new people, on purpose.
1. Interrupt all perfect would-be matches with term "Ready to go, yet??"