10. He says his name is Shaun when clearly you know it's really something like Shariar.
9. He asks for full scholarship at Hillel while he pulls up with brand new Mercedes SL500.
8. They request a full body haircut at super cuts.
7. He tries to negotiate a discount at a lemonade stand,"come on buddy give me discount"
6. They go to Beverly Hills high even though they live in the valley.
5. You find him at Eilat Market on a Friday while trying to grab the last cucumber.
4. You find him at Nagila on a Saturday night trying to cut you in line.
3. He is single living with his parents at 40.
2. He has a mustache at the age of 35 and so does his 3 year old son.
1. They are first in line for cholent at Young Israel and Beth Jacob even though they never daven there.