20. You say every other line of the Shir Shel Yom because that is how you remember saying it with Rabbi Bakst.
19. Ever since the beginning of junior year you were planning with your friends all the places you would go once you got your senior privlages.
18. You were pissed because you are the only High school to have school on Chol Hamoed Succos.
17. “Sex with the Rabbi” was not as bad as you thought it would be.
16. You were supposed to draw the plant, and got yelled at for drawing the pot.
15. Because your father doesn’t wear Tefilin all your round, you think it is your minhag not to wear Tefilin on Chol Hamoed.
14. Three words: The Orange Thing.
13. You’ve seen some celebrity passing by at some point.
12. Your yarmulke conveniently "falls" off your head once you get out of the building
11. The first time you ever told your non-Ramaz friends that you were in the SAC with a teacher, they all looked at you funny.
10. Your first year in the building you got lost looking for room 402.
9. You took the East staircase and didn’t know why you ended up in the kitchen.
8. You walked behind Mr. Goetz’s desk, and wished you were never born.
7. You know the real meaning of “Ha’Gym Patuach”
6. In senior year, you signed up to take Zionism and Responsa just so you could have either Rabbi Bienenfeld or Rabbi Weisser.
5. Thanks to the history department, you know the best way to make pot brownies (Dr. Jucovy) you think that territorial-bound nation states are the way to go (Dr. Berkowitz) and you know the best way to beat any enemy on the battlefield (Dr. Stone).
4. You have stood around in the lobby waiting for no teacher to be present just so you can take the elevator after davening.
3. You avoid Ms. Benel at all costs because you know she is going to ask you to do some Chesed project
2. You’ve faked a headache and went to the nurse to get a late pass instead of going to the Sixth floor office.
1. No matter who you are, you’ve been in Viand.