22.) Youre parents paid 5k a summer for you to bathe in the lake along side the dead floating fish
21.) Members of the camp senior staff hated children
20.) DJ's counted as a trip
19.) You were docked if you received mail from a Seneca camper
18.) When your friends from other camps came to visit after 9pm you were in your bunk…lights out.
17.) You are well versed in the Hebrew translation for every cleaning chore (the cleaning wheel was in Hebrew)
16.)You came home with less color then when you left (on account of having half a day of shiur)
15.) You had no clue which boys your age attended the camp.
14.) Your still discussing it with your therapist.
13.)Your friends who attended other camps have memories but you have post traumatic stress disorder.
12.) There were no alma maters for your camp because none of the campers could come up with any positive lyrics.
11.) You know who wrote "zush is a tush" with toilet paper on the grass at mifkad
10.) You still can't get over the fact that Jeff Braverman never made it big
9.) There was a period of your life where you confused Jon Shachter with G-d
8.) You only knew the "real" Rabbi Beitler
7.) the coolest kids in camp came to mifkad barefoot, wearing only boxers, a blanket, and an attitude – oh yeah, and they came real late
6.)I don't care how long davening is going, there is always time for a Reuven the Rabbit story
5.) You purposely had the less flavorful Lemon flavored Marino's ices on Sabbos afternoon so your lips and tongue would not be an obscene blue, red, or purple, during Pegisha (your ten minutes during the week to smell a female – maybe you even talked to one – maybe she was your sister! – who cares! a girl is a girl)
4.) You built up an appetite by hiking from boy's campus to the dining room
3.) You knew that Mesorah actually was your waiting list
2.) The waterfront was run like an insane asylum
1.) Raleigh, Lavi, and Hillel were not religious, Seneca lake was not even Jewish