• Megillary Duff
  • Vashtee Simpson
  • MordeKanye West
  • Paris Jerusalem Hilton
  • Lindsay Lohamentashen
  • Angelina Jewlie or Jennifer Hamaniston
  • Sponge Bigson and Teresh pants
  • P-diddy (the P is obviously for Purim)
  • Arnold Schwartzegragger
  • Esther-ate Housewives
  • ShuShawn Green
  • Megillah Ryan
  • Ewan McGragger
  • Achashverosh Limbaugh
  • Harry Purim and the Sorcerer’s Megillah