10. Whispering the laining along with me gently into my ear
8. Wherever I point, you kiss.
7. Gabbais who try and correct me.
6. Laining my own aliyah. Dang I'm hot.
5. A Mint Tikkun.
4. Finiding a broken letter during laining. Stupid sofers.
3. Laining myself to sleep
2. Shel Yads. Nough said.
1. Parshas Zachor. The 10 Commandments. You're welcome.