10. YU and Stern College combine to create one phat Hillel House!

9. International Hillel Headquarters is moved from DC to back room of Time-Out Pizza

8. The Chabad Club is dismantled, although cells still exist

7. Dean's Roundtable and DormTalks is replaced with potluck dinner and 'tie dye your tzitzis' night

6. Rumored brother, Billy Joel, to headline YU Chanukah Chagiga 

5. Really unusual scent emanates from the new Hillel House on the corner of 189th & Amsterdam; local neighbors "have smelt that **** before"

4. YU's esteemed Kollel to be renamed: The Edgar Bronfman Talmud Exploratory Estee Lauder Center For Higher 
Ralph Lauren Learning

3. To honor the past president, Yu's first fraternity is named 'Lammda, Lammda, Lammda'

2.  New Stern Shuttle van offered making all local stops along the Upper West Side

1. Joel, the Former Director of Jewish Campus Life asks, "Where's the campus??"