10.  Showbread would be sponsored by Zomicks 

9.    GPS/Mapquest: 40 year desert problem solved

8.    Want to know how to bring a Korban Chagiga? there's an app for that!

7.    Home Depot would have a Cubit converter

6.   Project Runway would have a breastplate-robe-tunic challenge

5.   Live streaming Libation Coverage

4.   $10 to get into your office’s Kohain-Gadol Yom-Kippur Death Pool

3.   ‘Incense for Men’ by Calvin Klein

2.   Kodesh Kadashim would be username/password protected

1.   Jews would all live in Trailer Parks. Jtrash!