10. So… When am I going to hear some good news?
9. What’s wrong with him? (referring to the token single 45 year old in your Shul)
8. You look good for your age…
7. You’re still on the West Side- how many years has it been already?
6. Have you ever tried that Rebbetzin Jungreis?
5. OZ? ! I met my husband at Lincoln Square 20 years ago- that's the place to be
4. Don't worry, we’re all praying for you
3. I have a cousin who got married at 40
2. You’re too picky
1. Nu?