10. Was your dad a Kohain, cause you're #1 in my book.

9. I gotta say a Mishaberach, I'm love-sick..

8. The Torah wasn't the only thing you just lifted.

7. We are both chiyuvs…to eachother

6. Shel Yad was pointing in your direction.

5. Care to begin services?

4. After I get through with you, you'll need to bench gomel.

3. Would you like to be my Gabbai Sheini

2. Yahrazeit for sore eyes

1. So, can I call you up?