Top Ten Gaza Tourism Slogans

9. “Sunny beaches, rolling hills, armed terrorists” 

8.     “What happens in Gaza, stays on every TV channel – except for the whole bombing Israeli civilians thingy” 

7.    “The Gaza Strip: No actual strippers, come see for yourself!” 

6.       “You won't be kidnapped…immediately.”

5.       “Come for the sites, stay until the ceasefire!”

4.       “Where Terrorists and Politicians are one”

3.       “Indulge our propaganda”

2.      “We put ASS in Quassam”

1.       “Come see how we've used your country's millions of dollars in assistance! To build all new roads  tunnels, schools bombs and hospitals!  rockets”