10. >:-( ____The Rabbi spoke for sooo long

9. @}:-) ____I only wear this at shul

8. (:^( ____She said it wasn't Shayich OR 😉 im yirtzah Hashem by you

7. 😮 ____Whoops, I'm Fleishig!

6. I:( ____The engagement is off.

5. 😀 ____He's a Doctor too!

4. d:-)____I love amusement parks on Chol Hamoed!

3. : O ____Remember yaleh v'yavo!

2. X-( ____Shema Yisrael! (or very religious guy at rated R movie)

1. @:-)## ____ Moshiach, Moshiach, Moshiach!