10. Soccer ball is yeshivish: only comes in black and white
9. KICKar Tzion
8. Defenders always make a Security Wall
7. On Pesach, we're kickass sweepers
6. Tzuri V'Goalie
5. Olah L'REGEL
4. PELE Playim
3. R' YiSoccer Frand
2. The World (yiddishe) Cup
1. Go-al Yisroel!