10. Engagement Girl – With the power of her diamond ring, she suddenly doesn't have to be nice anymore
9. Rabbi Doctor, Doctor Rabbi -His split personality allows this super rabbi to sneak in and out of modern society undetected
8. Supershmuck – In New York City, he's seemingly everywhere.
7. Apikores Boy – The trusty sidekick of most ivy league Jewish philosophy professors
6. Dr. Toofrum – He has the unknowing power of being condescending in any conversation
5. Minyan girl – She has suddenly been given the powers to lain and daven, but no one has a clue of the source for her powers.
4 Fleish Gordon – Meaty Chulent is what gives him his speed!
3. Z'Man – Instills the power of being precise about exactly when you can light candles
2. The Incredible Hock – His utility belt consists of 100 useless keys, 3 beepers, a walkie-talkie and a magnet bencher/tefillat Ha derech. If something is wrong, his hocker senses (beeper) starts vibrating.
1 The Shmorg – He can manage sushi, roast beef, Chinese food and pareve ice cream all on one plate