10. The “All food is trief!” scare actually McDonalds
9. Instant Hysteria: block fat kids food-packages for a week
8. Rumor that Mordechai Ben David is giving up the Ben in his name
7. Color war team names: Hammas vs. Fatah
6. Shekem/canteen suddenly charging retail
5. Pre-Shabbos Annoucnement: “The Eruv String has been Cut!”
4. Every swim is now Instructional swim
3. Rumored terror attacks by anti-Israel groups actually local Satmar bungalo
2. Terrrify campers: “Cancel The Zimriyah “
1. Drop a Torah