10. Holy cow, you're golden!
9. What's your sign? Taurus?
8. Forget breaking the 2 tablets, you just broke my heart
7. Nice golden calves….I've always been a leg man
6. Didn't I see your profile on pagan-date.com?
5. Who needs the aygel? I'm looking at an angel
4. Let's do something really worth atoning for
3. Sorry, are you single or did you also just donate your ring?
2. Forget the gold, my heart just melted
1. Seems they named that cow-statue after me. Hi I'm Goldberg