10. By the Weinbach family, in honor of the rabbi's hopeful retirement
9. By our youth director, in celebrating finally being cleared of all "charges"
8. By Michael, now Michal Stein, on his/her recent "life transforming" operation
7. The Assimilation Kiddush, L'chaim to yet another successful Reform inter-marriage
6. By the shul caterer, on finally being allowed to do business after failed FDA inspection
5. Mazel tov to the Solomon family in honor of their son's missing valedictorian by a .0003 and probably coming in second for the rest of his life
4. Upper West Side engagement kiddush
3. Jesus's Yarzheit
2. Scheduling error resulting in dual-sponsored kiddush of Neturai Kartah and Kahana Chai (sorry for those offended by Blue and White cookies)
1. France appreciation Kiddush