10.   Chai Holes
9.     You can smoke
8.     Everyone's wearing the yeshiva vacation outfit of poloshirt, bad khakis too tucked in, hat with logo from some business deal
7.     You get a free shticky car
6.     No exersize involved. In fact, there's a 'good' stroke! 
5.     Plenty of schmooze time 
4.     Only attracts wealthier hockers
3.     All 10 kids can't come 
2.     Double Bogey sounds like a yeshivish burger order
1.     Feels goyish