10. I just have not yet met the girl who thinks as highly of me as my own mother does

    9.   I have recently discovered I am not just an unmarried mid-30’s heterosexual male – I’m a "metrosexual"


    8.   When the Jewish people are so outnumbered around the world, it does not seem right to start a new family.  I will just wait until we catch up.

    7.   I just have not yet met the girl who inspires me to become the spiritual giant I was meant to be — but I can’t become one all by myself

    6.   Taking on all that responsibility for myself of a wife and children – it seems so goyish

    5.   There are still 15,342,703 women on internet meeting sites that I have not dated yet


    4.   My first adolescence was kind of sad – so I am really enjoying this extended second adolescence


    3.   I am not yet financially secure enough to be certain I will never, ever have to worry about anything ever again


    2.   I just have not yet met the girl who meets my minimum requirements of being a combination of Julia Child, Christie Brinkley, Dr. Ruth and Rebbetzin Jungreis

    1. I just need more time to make up my mind about the girl I have been seeing on and off for five years — maybe once I get to know her better
     

    ** Note the author was married earlier this year, when then-girlfriend/now-wife pointed out to him all of his excuses.