10) It prints all those things we all believe in the deep dark corners of our hearts but are afraid to say publicy lest we, (choose one of the following)
A: Go to Hell
B: Become excommunicated (Isaac and Seth have immunity)
C: Ruin our chances for a Shidduch
9) Maybe it'll make you popular at Friday night dinners
8) Your office blocks porn sites
7) You think that Seth is "one cool dude"
6) You didn't know Jews had a sense of humor about themselves (this one's if you are a gentile)
5) You keep searching in the (vain) hope they'll print one of your Reader's Comments
4) You mistakenly thought "Bang It Out" was an 'adult site', but when you started to read it, it grew on you
3) You are now able to impress your non-Jewish co-workers with gentle, self-deprecating humor
2) To find witty observations that you can use to freak out your (choose one of the following)
A) Parents
B) Rabbi
C) Shaddchan
D) Date
E) All of the above
1) Isaac and Seth's mom paid you to do it