10.Synagogue Outfit of choice: Sneakers (vans,converse,crocs) with a suit

9. Prayerbook is filled with indie band name ideas: The Temple Service? Veedoy?

8. Jews uniting to boycott the exploitation of leather

7. Ability to stick it to the man and wear white after Labor Day

6. Get to dress in layers (Tallis, Kittel, Suit, Tzitzit)

5. Noone is eating meat!

4. Bending for Alienu so many times makes for a great yoga class

3. Your hair looks best unwashed and lack of shower maximizes your cowlicks.

2. Most of davening is about self exploration and confession. Can you say emo?

1. Fasting helps you fit into your skinny jeans