10. Divorced
9. Has no problem going out with someone 15 years his junior 
8. You need 8 kids to navigate Fairway 
7. The word ‘Sex-tuplets' makes for a great pickup line
6. UWS only part of Manhattan that watches TLC 
5. Bugaboo envy
4. Allows procreating to be put lower on the priority list 
3. Not Jewish, but spells Jon with no ‘H’, is short and has no sense of style
2. Can afford to live on the UWS because of his ‘family’s money’
1. Thinks fitting 8 kids into a 2 bedroom convertible is completely doable