10. Cheesecake turned to cheesewhiz

9. “I suntanned at Sinai” was hot topic at all night learning event

8. People actually stayed up all night, tossing and turning (the pages of Gemara)

7. 'Honor thy Air Conditioning and keep it holy' considered addendum to Ten Commandments 

6. People stayed in shul for Rabbi's speech    

5. Aish Hatorah capitalized on all marketing materials relating to heat and fire

4. No wonder why the Jews were lethargic, dizzy, etc. at Sinai. It's freakin 120 degrees!

3. Richard Simmons introduced his new workout Video 'Sweating to the Torah'  

2. Synagogue fundraising appeal for Air Conditioning broke records. 

1. Mayim Zu Torah. Hopefully Jews hydrated worldwide.