10. Staffers told to fast, mourn and yearn for a 1950s America

9.   2 discussed reasons Temple was destroyed: Obamacare & Fake News

8.   Kushner forced to testify that “Eggs & Ashes” not actually a Russian delicacy

7.   Press Secretary still “Lamenting” last night’s post 2am tweets

6.   Miscommunication – thought “Floor seats” meant getting tickets to the Garden

5.   By the end of the fast everyone looks like Kellyanne Conway

4.   All break-fast food in fridge is stolen by Sean Spicer

3.   The story of Clinton and Bar Clinton mix-up regaled

2.  Trump family finally given heter to Tweet baseless hatred

1.  “Raid on Entebbe” shown during National Security briefing