10. You're seriously considering bringing Havdalah in early
9. You've taken a 6 hour nap, and it's still daylight
8. Early mincha is at 8pm
7. NCSY “Shabbos Ebs Away” program retitled “I Can't Believe It's Still Shabbos”
6. Kids are already asleep both when shabbos begins and ends
5. You can easily quote every age of any celebrity mentioned in US Weekly
4. The Late movie showing saturday night is still too early
3. You've resolved to talking about other people's friends' Facebook status updates
2. Shalosh Seudos is an actual meal
1. You're Milchig