10.  He’s reporting from Lebanon, Pennsylvania  
9.    Keeps confusing Al Aqsa  with Al Bundy
8.    Calls Hezbollah “freedom fighters”   
7.    Thought the MidEast was just a tough college basketball conference
6.    Starts interview with insane Syrian ambassador: “For the record, I loved Syriana”
5.    Signature sign off:  ”Stay Classy, Osama”
4.    Wears a shaitel, full modest dress in order to “fit in” when interviewing Israelis on Tel Aviv beach
3.    Concludes Israeli bomb shelter report with, “No sign of Baby Suri here, Bob”
2.    He’s wearing a ”Bull-Shiite” t-shirt
1.    Sees a clear difference between Hezbollah & Al Quaeda