10. Your keyboard has aluminum foil on it
9. Wonder why your supermarket doesn't carry Charoset
8. Your ticket to Miami is one way
7. Figuring out a way to market your "Passover South Beach Diet"
6. You referrred to your Upper West Side Subway as the Who Knows 1 LINE
5. Score your employees performance based on the 4 sons model
4. You wear a neckbrace now when you eat, due to excessive leaning
3. Bought goat as cat food
2. Only use creditcard, cash considered 'dough'
1. Started eating bread. why? So the kids will ask.