10.   You take off a whole lot more than your shoes

9.    The lower chairs are for a reason

8.    David Spade just wished you a Hamakom Yinachaym

7.    “Mammarial Service”  is not a misspelling

6.    Eulogies are rated NC-17

5.    First time in 60 years that no one in the entire mansion shaved

4.    Tearing Kriyah is a group activity

3.    Being Comforted among the mourners of Zion costs extra

2.   Two Words: Shiva Mikva

1.   Ron Jeremy is at half-mast


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