10.You haven't davened Sunday night Maariv sober in weeks
9. People seriously beginning to suspect you of being a Wedding Crasher (Shlomo? Sholomo is that you?)
8. Two Words: Shmorg Strategy
7. Waiter knows your favorite drink and your hatred of mini-potato knishes without asking
6. If you are a rabbi, you keep the car running
5. You're guilty pleasure is hearing the American city read in the kesuvah
4. You put on your tux and find a bencher, 3 seating cards and a mini-mincha book in the pocket from priors
3. Some bring water into the dance circle for the exhausted groom/bride, you bring Powerade
2. You think your friends don't notice you've worn the same dress 4 weddings in a row because of different accesories
1. You know that coming 2 hours late means you'll be there right on time