10. You dress up to go to the Palmach supermarket on Friday morning
9. You've had several arguments in the last few weeks about whether it¹s muttar or assur to daven at "Shir Hadasha"
8. Those Nachlaot people are so WEIRD
7. Every Shabbat on the way home from Ohel Nechama, you wonder who the hell ever goes into the Islamic Museum
6. You can wake up as late as you like cause you can always daven at the shtibalach… and anyway, you're unemployed
5. You haven¹t decided whether you¹re in Israel to stay yet although you¹ve been here for 10 years
4. You can suddenly see yourself age 75, living with your current roommates in Beit Alicia, being annoyed on Shabbat morning by a bunch of singing anglo olim
3. You found your apartment on flathunting and furnished it through Janglo
2. You go to Ohel Nechama Friday night and the Late Minyan Shabbat morning, but daven at neither
1. You're really in Talbiah / German Colony, but what the hell, it's all Katamon anyway .