10.  You always gave a little chuckle when giving your "Lake Homo" address to your friends.

9.  Ten kids in a bunk, nine of whom were from the 5 Towns and one of whom was unpopular.

8.  Can't get phrases like "Lavi you and me," "I'm forever yours, Camp Lavi" and "Zimriyah!  Zimriyah!  Zimriyah!" out of your head.

7.  Men who shave their ankles have forever traumatized you.

6.  So have Regattas, Rekudiyah, and color-war-fake-out staff deaths.

5.  You paid $5,000 for summer camp only to make your own sandwiches weekly, have all your socks turn red and your laundry turn yellow.

4.  Honestly, how can you expect 11-year-olds to raise a water-filled canoe above their heads in order to go on an inflatable rafting trip?

3.  Your cleanliness and hygiene centered around a trip to DJs (How DO you get "DJ's" from "Jericho Dairy Barn" anyway?)

2.  "If you have $500 you can drink till dawn…"

1.  Once they made you swim the lake, you learned that the warm spots were just a local thing.