10. Claims “It's too early to count.” It's 10pm.
9. Wishes the entire congregation a “Happy Lag Baomer!” on day 23
8. When you ask him “what night did we count last night?” He asks you for multiple choice
7. Keeps wondering when Tishabav will be so he can shave already
6. You're pretty sure you just heard him count the 84th day of the omer
5. You just realized, he's counting down
4. Apparently Day 13 now has “9 weeks and 3 days” to it
3. First time in the history of man: rabbi actually passes an honor off to cantor
2. As he's reciting the blessing, you notice his son in the back of the synagogue who is trying desperately to sign 17 with his hands
1. Proudly recites blessing and day off of his handy dandy Omer-Count calendar, dated 2006