10. Oprah can give away a car to 100 people, the rebbetzin can fit 100 people into one car
9. Forget Book of the Month, say hello to Tehillim of the Day
8. She'd be great at opening an all-girls school
7. People love to pour their hearts out on her couch too, mostly with shul gossip
6. Queen of Talk say hello to Queen of Don't Talk during the Rabbi's Speech
5. Loves to shmooze with doctors named Phil
4. Easy transition from “O” to “Oy”
3. You are not sure they exist outside of the daytime.
2. Both have had the same seat for the past 25 years
1. When she hears of a shidduch, she jumps on the couch