10. It starts on time.
9. VP Candidate Sarah Palin becomes honorary member of Chabad strictly due to her trendy glasses
8. Jon Voight declares his new found love for Satmar Chasidim
7. The rebbe shows up
6. Regis, Tony Danza, Jimmy Kimmel actually pronounce Chabad correctly
5. Howie Mandel makes an impossible 'deal or no deal' offer using collector Rebbe dollars
4. Cameo Alert: Jesus shows up thinking the “He Will Return” party was for him
3. The heartwarming “Chabad Helps People in Need” video highlights those who Chabad actually helps most: wealthy vacationing Jews who are in desperate need of some kosher chicken
2. People keep calling in to vote for David Archuleta
1. Dancing Rebbetzins