10. Halftime show would include the guy who does the voice for “Bezek Shalom”
9. When the Israeli team gains 5 yards, Palestinians ask for 45 yards back
8. Maccabi Beer commercials involve a lot of scantily clad Chasidim
7. Winning Quarterback triumphantly ends game saying “I'm Going to Disney Land, after I finish the army and get addicted to crack while traveling in India!”
6. First Down checks would be done by the UN Security Council (using the green line)
5. On every play there is always an Off-sides call
4. At least 50 people confuse oversized mascot with Ariel Sharon
3. No matter who wins, CNN reports something about occupation
2. For some reason Tom Chambers will be playing quarterback
1. The real winning team, first to score a safety