10. Everyone’s cleaning out their cabinet

9. The more one says “No Collusion,” the more praiseworthy

8. “Stormy” is a new title of one of the plagues

7. Leavened Bread refers to president’s hairstyle

6. Mandatory Passover snack: Lady Fingers

5. Robert Mueller is the only one allowed to do bedika

4. Jared security downgraded from Wise Son to the Son Who Can’t Ask questions

3. Kids Afikomen gift: a new semi automatic assault rifle

2. 4 Questions all answered with “Speak to my Attorney”

1. “Let my People go!” changed to “Let my immigrants be deported!

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