10.Abraham: What happened to an entrance on every side of the succah?
9. “Who are these old rebbe guys wearing black and white in these posters?”
8. Jacob: Not setting enough spots for my family. I've got 12 sons!
7. Moses: As a guest speaker, does this mean I actuall have to speak? I hate speaking
6. Aaron: Sure, put me after my more famous brother. How am I suppose to follow an act like that?
5. Joseph: Can we atleast get some more color in this succah?
4. Joseph/Jacob: no wonder no one has any dreams, I can barely see the stars through the schach.
3. David: This is the King David Hotel? jeez
2. No sheep quarters? We're all freakin shepards!
1. No women ushpizim? How are we suppose to act like this is our dwelling place?!