10. You’re 25 and you still think its assur to talk to girls.

9. You burned your baseball card collection.

8. You’re afraid to say Pitum Hakitores (if you skip one word you are chayav misa).

7. You took English as a second language.

6. If saying you were at a fahrbrengin, was an acceptable excuse for showing up drunk to night Seder.

5. You censor your own books out of habit.

4. You consider getting your high school equivalent to be a form of higher learning.

3. Your rebbe tore kriyah when you told him you were going to college.

2. You were thrown out of school for singing Hatikva.

1. You never learned Navi.